“This is hilarious. First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticising me for looking normal.” - Jennifer on comments about her weight.

Testify, woman!

 By, the by, Please be mine. Skinny girls dont do it for me.

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adventuretimefan:

Finn jammin’ on Jake’s floppy face. 
I MADE THIS! ME! Follow me baby, and I’ll show things you ain’t never seen before. CHK CHK!
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adventuretimefan:

Finn jammin’ on Jake’s floppy face. 

I MADE THIS! ME! Follow me baby, and I’ll show things you ain’t never seen before. CHK CHK!

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prettyletd0wn:

Step one, cut a hole in a box. Step two, put your junk in the box. Step three, make her open the box.

prettyletd0wn:

Step one, cut a hole in a box. Step two, put your junk in the box. Step three, make her open the box.

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What grades determine:

  • Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
  • Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
  • Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
  • Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable

What grades do NOT determine:

  • Your intelligence
  • Your creativity
  • Your emotional capabilities
  • Your likeliness to succeed
  • Whether you’re a good person

Just a thought..

All this post does is add emotional justification to doing poorly in school. You were a good person, creative, emotional, before you came in. Drive and having a moral compass exsisted before you got to school. Following directions, and learning how to funnel your awesomeness into productivity is what education is about.

Stop justifying not studying. Just get this crap over with SO you can have fun. 

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failcatfails:

most-awkward-moments:

This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this. As you can see, human is calm.

Always reblog shooshpap cat.

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iheartchaos:

Sunday morning comics: “Link and the Deku Sprout”
From omocat

iheartchaos:

Sunday morning comics: “Link and the Deku Sprout”

From omocat

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WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS THE WORD “QUIZ” OUT OF NO WHERE.

WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS THE WORD “QUIZ” OUT OF NO WHERE.